And now….(drum roll)…..Prizes for my Homeys
Here is a fine photo of me changing my clothes by the side of the road, on tour with Glass Eye. I always liked this picture because it is an accurate representation of my total lack of bodily modesty. What IS modesty anyway? Isn't it just Shame? Isn't it just Shame at being Female? What a Crock
I got a new comment today on this blog, which forced me to visit my own blog. Actually, I have THREE blogs, did you know that? OF COURSE NOT, because the reason I have three is to separate the different aspects of my life. I used to have just ONE blog, that integrated all the aspects of my life; but I had to split them up because SOME PEOPLE just don’t want to HEAR ABOUT my PINKO FEMINAZI political views (not you guys!)
My other blog is my “professional” blog that I maintain as a FOOD WRITER. In it I write about FOOD FOOD FOOD and about cadging as much FREE FOOD as possible, which, if you have a history of being a starving artist, as I have, does become second nature. HA HA I must say I think all the other FANCYPANTS, LADYLIKE food writers view me as a low-class beast because, you know, only POOR PEOPLE wax rhapsodic about FREE FOOD.
The name of that blog is Hungersauce, and you can go read it if you want, but it is not as G*R*E*A*T as this blog.
Which is what I was going to write about: HOW GREAT THIS BLOG IS! I just re-read my two posts (U.T) and (Then What Happened) and even though I have not posted here regularly AT ALL, this is by far the BEST BLOG of MINE. I think I like me and the way I write about my real feelings or perhaps I should call them My Real Feelings™.
So now I will be handing out the prizes for thinking of songs that could be used to torture people with. I was also going to write some more about DEVELOPMENTS. But now all of a sudden I have to go VOTE and its not like I am going to miss out on that, because Pinko Feminazis have got to REPRESENT, amirite?